Da Vinci Code Dr Seuss style

On June 5, 2006 / By maggi dawn / Reply

I would not watch it on TV,
I would not watch on DVD.
I would not watch on VHS,
I would not watch on CBS.

I would not watch it in a car,
I would not watch it in a bar.
I would not watch it with my dad,
I would not watch it when I’m sad.

I would not watch it in my bed,
I would not watch with my friend Fred.
I would not watch it on a box,
I would not watch it shown on FOX.

I would not watch it on a table,
I would not watch when it’s on cable.
I would not watch it in a chair,
I would not watch it anywhere.

I wish I had not paid eight bucks,
This movie really really sucks.

Hat tip to Ruth: Weblog – Ruth Gledhill – Times Online: Dr Seuss-style review of Da Vinci Code.

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2 Responses to “Da Vinci Code Dr Seuss style”

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  1. This is just TOO good! Thanks for passing it along. BTW, I’ve been a stealth reader for a while now. I really appreciate your blog.

  2. Tony B

    Oh please! Get over it! ;-)